The earnest voice of a how-to book or woman's magazine feature provides the perfect pitch for this send-up of all things female and middle-aged. "How to Be a Middle Aged Babe" tells us that YES, WE CAN HAVE IT ALL, including achieving unbearable hotness in comfortable shoes. From plastic surgery at home to panic investing, this book takes every middle-aged babe through the many themes of middle-aged babeness and tells her how to live life to the fullest. Forget how to give a blow-job? The handy Middle-Aged Babe's Emergency Blow Job Chart will bring you up to speed. Want to finally start that family you were always too busy to have? Learn to get past PADD (Pelvic Attention Deficit Disorder) and learn to spot Semen Interns, the unprofessional help that some men use to cut costs. Full of four color photos, pie charts, and graphs, "How to Be a Middle Aged Babe" is full of great comic writing and sight gags that make this the great gift book for any of the more than 30 million women who find themselves in the Middle-Aged Babe years.