Here is a rollicking parody of the self-help genre, one that skewers the couch-bound, apathetic mentality so pervasive in the West today. With tongue in cheek, Sloth guides readers step-by-step toward a life of noncommittal inertia. "You have the right to be lazy," writes Wasserstein. "You can choose not to respond. You can choose not to move." Readers will find out the importance of Lethargiosis--the process of eliminating energy and drive, the vital first step in becoming a sloth. To help you attain the perfect state of indolent bliss, the book offers a wealth of self-help aids. Readers will find the sloth songbook, sloth breakfast bars (packed with sugar, additives, and a delicious touch of Ambien), sloth documentaries (such as the author's 12-hour epic on Thomas Aquinas), and the sloth network, channel 823, programming guaranteed not to stimulate or challenge in any way. ("It may be difficult to distinguish between this and other channels, but only on channel 823 can you watch me sleeping.") Readers will also learn the top ten lies about Sloth, the ten commandments of Sloth, the SLOTH mantra, even the "too-much ten"--over-achievers such as Marie Curie, Shakespeare, and William the Conqueror. You will discover how to become a sloth in your diet, exercise, work, and even love-life (true love leads to passion, she warns, and passion is the biggest enemy of sloth).
發表於2025-01-26
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在圖書館被這本書小巧的外形所吸引,忍不住拿下來讀。而本書的作者主要講瞭懶惰和怎樣懶惰。剛開始我真的以為會有反轉,作者會來碗毒雞湯讓我們拒絕懶惰。結果,他真的一本正經教我們如何懶惰。首先預備工作,要求懶人斬斷一切聯係,取消一切約會,彆聽醫生的套話。剛開始要在...
評分在圖書館被這本書小巧的外形所吸引,忍不住拿下來讀。而本書的作者主要講瞭懶惰和怎樣懶惰。剛開始我真的以為會有反轉,作者會來碗毒雞湯讓我們拒絕懶惰。結果,他真的一本正經教我們如何懶惰。首先預備工作,要求懶人斬斷一切聯係,取消一切約會,彆聽醫生的套話。剛開始要在...
評分在圖書館被這本書小巧的外形所吸引,忍不住拿下來讀。而本書的作者主要講瞭懶惰和怎樣懶惰。剛開始我真的以為會有反轉,作者會來碗毒雞湯讓我們拒絕懶惰。結果,他真的一本正經教我們如何懶惰。首先預備工作,要求懶人斬斷一切聯係,取消一切約會,彆聽醫生的套話。剛開始要在...
評分在圖書館被這本書小巧的外形所吸引,忍不住拿下來讀。而本書的作者主要講瞭懶惰和怎樣懶惰。剛開始我真的以為會有反轉,作者會來碗毒雞湯讓我們拒絕懶惰。結果,他真的一本正經教我們如何懶惰。首先預備工作,要求懶人斬斷一切聯係,取消一切約會,彆聽醫生的套話。剛開始要在...
評分在圖書館被這本書小巧的外形所吸引,忍不住拿下來讀。而本書的作者主要講瞭懶惰和怎樣懶惰。剛開始我真的以為會有反轉,作者會來碗毒雞湯讓我們拒絕懶惰。結果,他真的一本正經教我們如何懶惰。首先預備工作,要求懶人斬斷一切聯係,取消一切約會,彆聽醫生的套話。剛開始要在...
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I laughed so hard that for a moment I thought my depression had been cured, though I have to agree with the critics of the book that it is short of substance and actual meaningful advice. maybe mere satire is too hard to accept, but for people like who in the middle of doom and gloomy mood just want to have a good laugh, it's reasonably good enough
評分I laughed so hard that for a moment I thought my depression had been cured, though I have to agree with the critics of the book that it is short of substance and actual meaningful advice. maybe mere satire is too hard to accept, but for people like who in the middle of doom and gloomy mood just want to have a good laugh, it's reasonably good enough
評分I abnegate my right to be lazy....【係列其他書哪裏找。。。
評分接瞭中文版的看瞭。讀的算是不得甚解。懶惰是你的權利,不是罪?
評分我以前就說過,懶人推動世界進步來著。
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