You can't find a decent spot in the mall parking lot. You can't find a bank teller who isn't wearing a Santa hat. And you can't walk through the aisles of a grocery store without someone almost dropping a frozen turkey on your toe. Yes, it's the holiday season - time to fatten the bonus check of the utility company's president by hanging as many lights as possible on your home. But that doesn't mean you have to go about it all willy-nilly. Not at all. That's what this book is for. You're a man, dammit, and you're going to make your home and yard the envy of the neighbourhood, not the poster house for Citizens Against Lighting Fiascos. That guy in the red suit gets all the press, but you wear the pants in your house and you've got a job to do. If you don't put up the lights, Christmas doesn't come. In these pages, you'll find everything you need to accomplish the most important task of the holiday season without blowing out all the fuses on your block or setting your evergreens aflame.