<p>Make sure your seatbacks and tray tables are in their full upright and locked position for these shocking， bizarre， hilarious， and outrageous stories of airplane travel.You&rsquo;re belted into a middle seat with burly businessmen on either side. It&rsquo;s ninety-two degrees in the cabin and someone forgot to use deodorant. A baby screams. A kid kicks the back of your seat. After two hours you haven&rsquo;t even left the taxiway. Welcome to modern airline travel! In Plane Insanity， Elliott Hester delivers stories that could only come from someone who &ldquo;rides tin&rdquo; for a living---a flight attendant. You&rsquo;ll hear about:* the passenger from hell* a smuggled python* prostitutes working the lavatories* a riot in coachclass* a $500，000 heist* the anatomy of a carry-on bag* a malodorous couple* the Mile-High Club * and much more!Fasten your seatbelts. After Plane Insanity， you&rsquo;ll never think of air travel the same way again.</p>