Kathleen Martin has written for both theatre and film. Her first film, I'll Never Get to Heaven, garnered six Gemini nominations and won an award from the Columbus International Film Festival. It has sold to countries all over the world.

Writing from a witty and sardonic adult perspective, Kathleen Martin explores the turmoil of adolescence in this highly original first novel. Since age seven, Penny Maybe has lived in one foster home after another, making her sceptical of just about everything. Arriving at yet another new "home," she expects that eventually something will go wrong and she'll be back at the foster-kid depot. Despite living with quirky and emotionally unstable foster parents, Penny remains undaunted, and decides that the ultimate way to find herself is to do something remarkable — swim Lake Ontario.

In a world where adults behave like adolescents, sixteen-year-old Penny will take us back to what we may have forgotten: that first kisses sound like Debussy, that Freddie Mercury ranks up there with God and the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and that loneliness is just a regular slice of life.