I ve given the raft with the woman you ve been waiting for a

little push so you should be receiving her any day now. She has

a very deep cleavage like liz taylor. You may have to thaw her

out, She is dead like I am,

I am doing my impersonation of the new jersey sho~. I, of

course, am lying on my side and masturbating into a bedpan

that I ve banged into a likeness of deep cleavage. If the costa

rican nurse touches my nipple, I tell her that the nipple is the

living room of a run-down two-family house by the sea. ff she

puts her eiderdown electron-image tubes to both my nipples

and only if she shows me her shiny gold molars and sings

Tengo Cabanga Por Mi patda, 1 tell her that two escaped

convicts from the woman s house of detention are in the living

room, pulling taffy and watching a television show with the

sound off, and if she brings me seconds for lunch when

chicken fried steak is served, | pretend that they are snorting

thick lines of crystal speed, and 1 promise her jewelry. If she

draws a picture of what she thinks the raft woman s ass would

look like projected on a drive-in movie screen without lifting

her pencil from the paper, 1 open the living room door ~rtd mr.

and mrs. hogan, a couple from philadelphia, enter and 1 pull

her dress up over my head and we hypnotize each other and