INTRODUCTION by A. Friend<br > (an actual le~er from an actual reader)<br > May 13， 1994<br >Dummkopf Tom Tomorrow<br >Des Moines Register<br >Dee Molnes， Iowa<br >Dear Dummkopf and general all-around Nuisance，<br > Recently I saw your asinine cartoon against<br >our beloved President NIxon. Your cartoon was<br >very biased and stupid. Try not to show your<br >stupidity in the future. Fall on your knees<br >and ask the good Lord to gave you a little<br >common sense， Brother， you need it. People<br >feel sorry for you.<br > Some say you are a MOngolian idiot! I have<br >been dgfendlng you against the charge. Oh， ho，<br >ho， ho~ Oh， ha， ha， ha~<br > Have you no sense of shame and decency~ Those<br >yho know you and work with you complain about<br >your personal habits. They need a gas mask when<br >they are around you. Take a bath daily and try<br >to avoid gaseous foods in the future.<br > Good bye for now， Dummkopf.<br > Sinqere~，<br > A. Friend<br >