Ian Rude's life is never simple - hardly surprising with a name like his. It's not his fault that his gorgeous girlfriend's cello was run over. But now he needs repair money, fast, before she dumps him and starts seeing someone slightly less accident prone. Unfortunately, that means working at the psychotic Pocky family's Australian Wildlife Safari, where even the endangered animals have gone into hiding - anything to avoid the Pockys. Still, could sausages be the way to lure them back ...? From the writer of the outrageously off-the-wall "Rude Health" and "Plain Rude" comes another wacky comedy, about how to save a bus full of tourists from sausage-crazed Tasmanian tigers and how not to impress your girlfriend. You won't be able to stop yourself laughing out loud as Ian dashes from one comic disaster to the next! Rave reviews for previous titles by Linda: "A charming comedy ...its pace, wit and sheer bizarreness are delightful" - "Guardian"; "Full of intrigue and quite hilarious" - "Mail on Sunday"; "Linda Aronson is one of the best comic writers ...another first-rate tale" - "Daily Telegraph".