Man Walks Into a Bar

作者:Arnott, Stephen/ Haskins, Mike

页数:480

出版时间:2007-8

价格:$ 16.89

isbn号码:9781569756225

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?

Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone LAUGHING OUT LOUD.

-Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? "He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! "

-A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

-Where do you get virgin wool from? "An ugly sheep!"

-What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ""Oh look! Donut seeds!"

-The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines--it's believed to have been the work of organized crime.