Two rules of guydom: Don't share feelings with your buddies, and never compliment a pal without insulting him at the same time."I Love You Man . . . but Not Like That" is a humorous collection of sentiments about male friendships that convey everything beer-drinking, sports-loving, macho men may want to say but never will. Most men figure, why share brotherly love when all you really want is for your buddy to share his beer? Its tongue-in-cheek, mock-heartfelt sayings are written the way men really talk.Some man-to-man expressions of friendship: Sure our friendship has passed the test of time, but could it ever pass a Breathalyzer? I often think about how much we've gone through together over the years . . . and the fact that most of it was your fault. I have to tell you, you've touched me . . . seriously. We were both really drunk, but I have a vague recollection of you touching me.Witty, emotionally distant, and universal to male friendships, "I Love You Man . . . but Not Like That" is something every man should give his buddyAif the big loser deserves it.