There are many familiar faces—from Queen Mary (fed dog biscuits to an elderly bishop), the Queen (disapproves of goats smoking more than two cigarettes a day), and the Queen Mother (attended a fancy dress party dressed as Stalin), to the wonderfully acerbic Princess Margaret (excelled in doing just as she damn well pleased), and more ill-behaved corgis than you could shake a stick at. But the more recent additions to the new-look monarchy are also out in force: the gung-ho Duchess of Cornwall, formerly Mrs Parker-Bowles; the down-to-earth and downright cheeky Princes William and Harry ("It's for my nanny," Prince Harry thoughtfully explained to a somewhat wide-eyed sales clerk as she popped his purchase into a bag—a maribou-trimmed thong); and, in a cameo role, omnipresent former royal butler, Paul Burrell. Covering witticisms, words of wisdom, put-downs, and blunders, this wonderful new collection is guaranteed to delight and divert.