Whether youre a first-time dad, a repeat offender, or just someone who wants to know what men really think about fatherhood, this is the book for you. Dysfunctional Fathers is the first and only how-to-book written specially for Dysfunctional Fathers fathers who do not watch Oprah or Dr. Phil and who know little (and care even less) about the inner workings of the female anatomy or psyche. Fathers who keep their emotions bottled up inside where they belong and who, while polite, caring, loyal and kind to their wives, still enjoy the occasional trip to the strip club, the occasional drinking binge and the occasional loud fart. Fathers who, like the book and its authors, are politically incorrect and proud of it. The Dysfunctional Fathers Guide to Pregnancy, Birth and Babies is a self-help book that pulls no punches. It is crass (at times), offensive (at least to women), and uniquely informative (at least to men). Rather than tell fathers how to be supportive during pregnancy and labor, it tells fathers how to avoid sex during pregnancy and how to sneak out for a cigarette during labor. Rather than tell fathers how to change diapers and be a compassionate parent, it tells fathers how to avoid changing diapers and how to enjoy being a father while their wives do all the heavy lifting. It tells fathers what they really want (and need) to know about being a parent but were afraid to ask.