Journey with us to the four corners of the earth and watch the male of the species drink from the Holy Grail of manhood. You've encountered them before -- men: the most dangerous, annoying, courageous, and ridiculous creatures around. In Testosterone Planet you will: Visit the world's most dangerous girlfriend

Be assaulted by wild turkeys

Climb into steaming animal carcasses

Visit a guru who can materialize objects out of thin air

Be chased through the woods by a dominant female

Lay in wait for bad guys in Central Park

Have your plane thrown through an Argentine cyclone

Hop a train in America with some hoboes

Do shameful things with Italian gay policemen

Pass through an African cowhide portal into another dimension

Live on an island by yourself

Discover telepathy with savages

Be applauded as a hero in Calcutta

Scuba dive the world's deepest cave

Enjoy a torrid desert afternoon with a beautiful stranger

Have tea with Saddam Hussein while tripping on Ecstasy