<p align="center">Top ten things Samantha Madison isn't ready for:</p>

10. Spending Thanksgiving at Camp David</p>

9. With her boyfriend, the president's son</p>

8. Who appears to want to take their relationship to the Next Level</p>

7. Which Sam inadvertently and shockingly announces live on MTV</p>

6. While appearing to support the president's dubious policies on families, morals, and yes, sex</p>

5. Juggling her new after-school job at Potomac Video</p>

4. Even though she already has a job as teen ambassador to the UN (that she doesn't get paid for)</p>

3. Riding the Metro and getting accosted because she's "the redheaded girl who saved the president's life," in spite of her new, semipermanent Midnight Ebony tresses</p>

2. Experiencing total role reversal with her popular sister Lucy, who for once can't get the guy she wants</p> <p align="center">and the number-one thing Sam isn't ready for?</p>

1. Finding out the hard way that in art class, "life drawing" means "naked people."