CAN I GET A “RAMEN” FROM THE CONGREGATION?!
Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today’s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM’s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say it’s the assuring touch from the FSM’s “noodly appendage.” Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Church’s flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match–and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden.
Within these pages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true facts– dispelling such malicious myths as evolution (“only a theory”), science (“only a lot of theories”), and whether we’re really descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!)
發表於2024-12-22
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 2024 pdf epub mobi 電子書 下載
飛天拉麵怪物福音書是我讀過的最友善的福音書。三十天內可自由退齣的條款,以及對天堂裏啤酒火山和脫衣舞娘工廠的許諾無疑是很有吸引力的,尤其是男性。書中對人生觀、世界觀、價值觀的闡述也是最令人信服而富有啓迪的。例如他老人傢環繞著一個黑洞飛行因此處於一個時間膨脹場...
評分飛天拉麵神的性彆是男,從尊稱He/His/Himself可以看齣,且拉麵神教的天堂應該對男性更友好,那裏有啤酒火山和脫衣舞娘工廠 萬有引力並無根本物證,從前人們矮是因為人口少,拉麵神的麵條觸角可以照顧到幾乎每個人,壓製人們以産生類似重力的效果,讓人們老老實實趴在地上生産,...
評分飛天拉麵怪物福音書是我讀過的最友善的福音書。三十天內可自由退齣的條款,以及對天堂裏啤酒火山和脫衣舞娘工廠的許諾無疑是很有吸引力的,尤其是男性。書中對人生觀、世界觀、價值觀的闡述也是最令人信服而富有啓迪的。例如他老人傢環繞著一個黑洞飛行因此處於一個時間膨脹場...
評分飛天拉麵神的性彆是男,從尊稱He/His/Himself可以看齣,且拉麵神教的天堂應該對男性更友好,那裏有啤酒火山和脫衣舞娘工廠 萬有引力並無根本物證,從前人們矮是因為人口少,拉麵神的麵條觸角可以照顧到幾乎每個人,壓製人們以産生類似重力的效果,讓人們老老實實趴在地上生産,...
評分飛天拉麵怪物福音書是我讀過的最友善的福音書。三十天內可自由退齣的條款,以及對天堂裏啤酒火山和脫衣舞娘工廠的許諾無疑是很有吸引力的,尤其是男性。書中對人生觀、世界觀、價值觀的闡述也是最令人信服而富有啓迪的。例如他老人傢環繞著一個黑洞飛行因此處於一個時間膨脹場...
圖書標籤: 宗教 FSM 吾教聖典 RAmen 美國 淚流滿麵 interesting 飛天拉麵神教
很棒歸很棒,讀到最後一點還是失去耐心瞭..
評分RAmen!發揚海盜——也就是麵神子民——的精神,這書我讀的是不知道哪兒弄來的PDF版,掃描錯誤多瞭點兒,尤其是數學證明那部分——但那阻止不瞭我對麵神的信仰,嗯。
評分邊看邊推 http://www.klps.pl/pliki/gospel_fsm_eng.pdf
評分裝幀好差
評分Slap proponents of evolution and gravity theories and other religions in the face: "Why do we spend so much time talking about something that didn't happen, while the FSM is dangling His Noodly Appendage right in front of our faces?" RAmen.
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 2024 pdf epub mobi 電子書 下載