If you see the romance and beauty of correctly spelling your girlfriend's name on your tattoo, serving fast food at your wedding reception, and watching your wife's delivery video backwards for laughs, this gift book from Jeff Foxworthy is for you. "Red Is the Color of My True Love's Neck" is maybe the best way to say "I love you" and still have money left over. You might be a redneck if . . . You whistle at women in church. You've ever French kissed within five feet of a dumpster. You've ever given your date flowers you stole from a cemetery. The fountain at your wedding spewed beer instead of champagne. You've ever hot-wired a motel vibrating bed. Your favorite cologne is Deep Woods Off. Your honeymoon hotel advertised "Truckers Welcome."
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