The bathroom basketball book The bathroom library 2024 pdf epub mobi 電子書 下載

An English major, teacher and former radio sportstalk

show host, Steve Heldt thinks he s well qualified to have

written THE BATHROOM BASKETBALL BOOK.

He is, but there s much more to his background that lends

itself to this sort of thing. And for that, I went directly to

the source. Enter Clara Heldt, Steve s morn-- and a nicer

woman you won t meet. Mrs. Heldt says the author was

potty-trained between the ages of two and three. In fact, to

this day there is a crease on the family toilet seat from

where little Stevie s potty-seat was fastened. (Steve, that

little duck s head on the front of the seat was a real curie

pie from what your mother tells me.)

As soon as Steve was able to read, he was reading in the

bathroom ... the sports pages, SPORTS ILLUSTRATED,

SPORT. You name it, Steve read it. And, Mrs. Heldt claims,

"Stevie always read with his little baseball cap on."

Little Stevie got bigger, but not big enough. A good athlete,

he Just wasn t tall enough to play basketball according to

his morn. But read about it, he did. Like Jordan to the air

and Magic to the hoop, it was Steve to the hopper.

And so goes the evolution of the man and his book.

Meanwhile, Mrs. Heldt had a favorite bathroom pastime of

her own. Though she doesn t do it any more because her

eyesight s not what it used to be, she thinks it might make

for a good book subject. It would be appropriately called

THE BATHROOM CROCHET BOOK.