伍迪·艾倫（Woody Allen，1935- ），

美國著名電影導演、編劇、演員、音樂傢、作傢和戲劇傢。

一九三五年在紐約齣生。自一九六五年以來，平均每年至少推齣一部電影，多為自編自導和自演的喜劇作品。他的創作靈感，多來自文學、哲學、心理學和電影曆史，還有他的猶太人身份。他的電影獲奬無數，其中包括四項奧斯卡奬、九項英國電影和電視藝術學院奬，以及兩項金球奬。

伍迪·艾倫是《紐約客》雜誌獨樹一幟的撰稿人，齣版文集《扯平》、《不長羽毛》、《副作用》和《亂象叢生》，及戲劇集《中央公園西路》等。

“I am greatly relieved that the universe is finally explainable. I was beginning to think it was me.”–Woody Allen

Here, in his first collection since his three hilarious classics Getting Even, Without Feathers, and Side Effects, Woody Allen has managed to write a book that not only answers the most profound questions of human existence but is the perfect size to place under any short table leg to prevent wobbling.

“I awoke Friday, and because the universe is expanding it took me longer than usual to find my robe,” he explains in a piece on physics called “Strung Out.” In other flights of inspirational sanity we are introduced to a cast of characters only Allen could imagine: Jasper Nutmeat, Flanders Mealworm, and the independent film mogul E. Coli Biggs, just to name a few. Whether he is writing about art, sex, food, or crime (“Pugh has been a policeman as far back as he can remember. His father was a notorious bank robber, and the only way Pugh could get to spend time with him was to apprehend him”) he is explosively funny.

In “This Nib for Hire,” a Hollywood bigwig comes across an author’s book in a little country store and describes it in a way that aptly captures this magnificent volume: “Actually,” the producer says, “I’d never seen a book remaindered in the kindling section before.”