'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me'. Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost one million people follow Mr Halpern's philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is 'like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair'; and this is the sort of shit he says...'You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimme the remote, we're not watching this bullshit'. 'Happy Birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then, too - unless it's shitty'. 'Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down'. 'The worst thing you can be is a liar...Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2'. 'Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi'.
發表於2024-12-22
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每天睡前讀一點,每天都會有不同的感觸,在這些感動中總會讓我聯想到我的父親,甚至會想到未來自己若做父親該會如何。 作者描述中的父親絕對是個男子漢,負責任,愛傢人,講原則,同時也充滿著智慧。我不得不佩服這位父親的溝通方式(不像中國傳統的那種說教,嚴肅且冷酷,應...
評分#書# 被批評總是自虐看黑暗無底的書,決定改過自新,要以一黑一白一黃的頻率來挑書!這本《sh*t my dad says》簡直笑齣眼淚,絕對是ridiculously hilarious! 兒子把老爸經典言語放上twitter,贏得3百多萬個追隨者,甚至拍成電視!這決定不僅僅因為老爸毒舌絕句連綿,而是笑過...
評分From the beginning till the end, there are words all over the pages such as f**k, hell, shit, go**amn, etc. But if you think this book is about a load of crap spat out by a father, then you are terribly wrong. It’s a collection of a variety of subjects on ...
評分感覺比CBS翻拍的美劇好很多 更讓人覺得傢人重要而不是一味追求笑料。 但是生活的智慧的確可以用這種另類的方式錶達。 感覺小的時候有點嚴苛,大瞭之後反而溫婉起來。 fuck you,姥資就寫這麼短瞭 ,不要再提醒我瞭 bullshit!
評分感覺比CBS翻拍的美劇好很多 更讓人覺得傢人重要而不是一味追求笑料。 但是生活的智慧的確可以用這種另類的方式錶達。 感覺小的時候有點嚴苛,大瞭之後反而溫婉起來。 fuck you,姥資就寫這麼短瞭 ,不要再提醒我瞭 bullshit!
圖書標籤: 英文原版 成長 教育 幽默 生活 英文 美國 外國文學
這本看似和教育無關的書,比虎媽的精英教育更真實可親
評分有歡樂有感動。
評分剽神一樣存在的爹啊
評分滿篇shut和fuck,但是很好看。
評分超級可愛有趣的大叔~~我老瞭也會成為這樣的老人,嘿嘿!!!
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