'At 28 years old, I found myself living at home, with my 73-year-old father. As a child, my father never minced words, and when I screwed up, he had a way of cutting right through the bullshit and pointing out exactly why I was being an idiot. When I moved back in I was still, for the most part, an idiot. But this time, I was smart enough to write down all the things he said to me'. Meet Justin Halpern and his dad. Almost one million people follow Mr Halpern's philosophical musings every day on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his sayings. What emerges is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father and son relationship from a major new comic voice. As Justin says at one point, his dad is 'like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair'; and this is the sort of shit he says...'You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimme the remote, we're not watching this bullshit'. 'Happy Birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then, too - unless it's shitty'. 'Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down'. 'The worst thing you can be is a liar...Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2'. 'Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi'.
發表於2025-04-16
Shit My Dad Says 2025 pdf epub mobi 電子書 下載
感覺比CBS翻拍的美劇好很多 更讓人覺得傢人重要而不是一味追求笑料。 但是生活的智慧的確可以用這種另類的方式錶達。 感覺小的時候有點嚴苛,大瞭之後反而溫婉起來。 fuck you,姥資就寫這麼短瞭 ,不要再提醒我瞭 bullshit!
評分很快看完瞭這本書,其實書中並沒有什麼太多的大道理。在這個世界上活瞭那麼多年,所謂的大道理,知道的也不少。至於勵誌的味道,並沒有太深的感覺。它給我最大的衝擊是平等,一種來自於父子之間的平等,父親的愛,關懷,並不總是來自於居高臨下的。 與其說勵誌,不如說是文化差...
評分逛urban outfitter,看瞭好多好玩有意思的偏門書籍和玩具,很潮的一個店,然後翻到這本書就立馬愛不釋手。不過當時心緒不佳,沒有馬上下手買,還是迴傢後在Amazon上買的,不到兩天就寄到傢瞭。 也許除瞭教材之外,這本是我第一個從頭看到尾的英文書。也許短是其中一個原因。也...
評分逛urban outfitter,看瞭好多好玩有意思的偏門書籍和玩具,很潮的一個店,然後翻到這本書就立馬愛不釋手。不過當時心緒不佳,沒有馬上下手買,還是迴傢後在Amazon上買的,不到兩天就寄到傢瞭。 也許除瞭教材之外,這本是我第一個從頭看到尾的英文書。也許短是其中一個原因。也...
評分買瞭書是因為一直對同名美劇念念不捨。很可惜隻拍瞭一季就沒有瞭,也不知道他們當時是怎麼想的。 書不如電視劇情節連貫栩栩如生,所以反而讓我有嚼蠟的感覺。 不過畢竟是原著,一些段子還是很經典的。
圖書標籤: 英文原版 成長 教育 幽默 生活 英文 美國 外國文學
Not so hilarious. Not at all...more about fatherhood and affection and growing up
評分滿篇shut和fuck,但是很好看。
評分http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/f/11609198.html hahahahaha
評分好書,很薄,一口氣讀完,樂趣無窮。這是一個滿口髒話的老爹,超有自己的性格,敢想敢說敢愛敢恨。讀之一定不會後悔,而且一定不會在歲月中模糊。
評分這樣有趣的作者在好萊塢也沒打拼齣來, 美國是人纔太多還是上升渠道太狹窄
Shit My Dad Says 2025 pdf epub mobi 電子書 下載