1.由愛的恩典機器照管一切 "All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace"
2.卡斯特將軍與泰坦尼剋號 "General Custer Versus the Titanic"
3.美麗的詩歌 "The Beautiful Poem"
4.私人偵探生菜 "Private Eye Lettuce"
5.“她從不取下她的手錶”之詩 "The Shenevertakesherwatchoff Poem"
6.橘子 "Oranges"
7.舊金山 "San Francisco"
8. 施樂糖塊 "Xerox Candy Bar"
9.第一場鼕雪 "The First Winter Snow"
10.死是一輛永遠停泊的美麗的車 "Death Is a Beautiful Car Parked Only"
11.你的離開與“興登堡號” "Your Departure Versus the Hindenburg"
12.熱病紀念碑 "The Fever Monument"
13.星光燦爛的釘子 "'Star-Spangled' Nails"
14.來自唐人街的一張明信片 "A Postcard from Chinatown"
15.雙人床夢絞架 "The Double-Bed Dream Gallows"
16.12月30日 "December 30"
17.是的，魚的音樂 "Yes, the Fish Music"
18.中國跳棋玩傢 "The Chinese Checker Players"
19.我從未被如此溫存過 "I've Never Had It Done So Gently Before"
20.好萊塢 "Hollywood"
21.俳句救護車 "Haiku Ambulance"
22.往下 "It's Going Down"
23.啊，完美的測量 "Alas, Measured Perfectly"
24.嘿，培根 "Hey, Bacon"
25.我感到害怕。她不 "I Feel Horrible. She Doesn't"
26.撲剋牌星 "Poker Star"
27.彗星 "Comets"
28.間接爆米花"Indirect Popcorn"
29.阿爾比恩的早餐"Albion Breakfast"
30.郵差"The Postman"
31.鵪鶉"The Quail"
32.給鴨子的牛奶"Milk for the Duck"
33.卡夫卡的帽子"Kafka's Hat"
34.交配的口水"Mating Saliva"
35.你的鯰魚朋友"Your Catfish Friend"
36.避孕藥與春山礦難"The Pill versus The Springhill Mine Disaster"
37.萬聖節的暴跌之後"After Halloween Slump"
38.他們逮捕“感恩而死”的那一天"The Day They Busted the Grateful Dead"
39.大蒜肉女士來自——"The Garlic Meat Lady from"
40.噓，永遠"Boo, Forever"
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